Wil I Ever Find The Next Cody Paul #5

Today I'm taking a break in the search for the next Cody Paul #5 to show you the original.

Barry Sanders #20, ENJOY!

Local Celebrity...

This local celebrity can be seen in Union Square almost every day. As you can see from the picture, he suits up in a very loud suit and today he was wearing a red bowtie. (Sorry for the bad pic from the back but i was driving when i got the pic)

Not sure what his name is, but he is always singing to people who walk by...I think i will call him "The Singing Suit."

In Search of the next Cody Paul #5

This kid has cut backs like no other! He is younger than Cody Paul#5 which makes me think he is physically ahead of his competitors where Cody is going up against kids more on his level. Close call...Advantage Cody Paul#5

The Streets of SF...

So I was walking home from north beach last night when I saw this young gentleman minding his won business. I was on the down slope of Pioneer Park (very steep hill) when this blacked out/passed out man was on his front stoop. Pants down, shoes on and using the top step as a pillow.

It was AWESOME! If he fell of his steps, he would have totally rolled down the street/hill and probably all the way into the bay!

You though Sarah Silverman was Funny

So I have to admit. The Sarah Silverman, "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" was really funny. This might be funnier...

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Beardo Through Time

Here is a beardo through time...

Speedster!

Back to the running backs...this kid is fast and has the desire. But can he make it at the next level? i see too much east/west running. how about some north/south. Advantage Cody Paul #5!

Happy Friday with Post-Its

From the guys who bring Mentos and Diet Coke. They're at it again, but this time they are using post-its! I still think the Mentos and Diet Coke is cooler...but this aint bad

What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

This timeless question can now be asked of the chargers offense. What comes first, the run or the pass. In other words, does the run still set up the pass or should the pas now set up the run.

In past years this was a no brainer...LT sets up the pass for Rivers. I think we need to start to be realistic, the pass needs to set up the run. This is just the way the offense is going work.

So let me ask you, does the Chargers offense need to set up the run with the pass or visa versa?

The Fresh Maker #2

From the guys who brought you Mentos and Diet Coke. Here is another experiment!

ENJOY!

Weirdo Beardo

Any thing more than Weirdo Beardo need to be said? Grown at the world beard championships...

Young QB

Let look at a young QB today. I like how he goes through his progressions, looks off the safeties and he even looks like a born leader. Can we say Scholarship? or draft him out of pop warner...

With the Election Coming Up...

I would like to remind everyone to VOTE...or else...

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The God Father of Steroids

Not sure how many of you caught Jose Canseco on A&E the other night. Either way there was a documentary on Jose Canseco and what he is doing these days.

Apparently, because of his 25+ years of steroid use, his body has trouble producing testosterone. Wow...who would have though that would have happened to a juiced body?!?!

That being said he dubbed himself, "The God Father of Steroids" in MLB. Ever since the minors he was a user and he shared his knowledge of steroids with every teammate who asked. Notables he shared his steroid expertise with: Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa, Ralfeal Palmero, Juan Gonzales and Pudge Rodriguez.

He concluded the documentary by saying he was sorry for the book he wrote and all the people he hurt in doing so. Was he really sorry? I think he is more sorry he is broke!

Akon Calls T-Pain

This is rad! Enough Said...

Not Cody Paul #5, But not Bad Either

Not bad...So far Cody Paul #5 is the best. But I will search far and wide for the next LT. Then Dean Spanos will get a scouting report...

The Half Beardo

There is almost no reason, ever, for a half beardo. Maybe, a Halloween Costume and...well I guess there is really no other reason for a Half Beardo.

This is quite a half beardo...long in length, full of life. Must have taken months or even years to grow. And then one day this Yahoo decides to run an EXPERIMENT! (this guy does a full on scientific experiment and the reason for the half beardo is, a control(independent) variable and dependent variable to see if his beardo kept him warm.)

This man must have been the village idiot! See the weirdo six weeks later...

The Fresh Maker

These guys rule...and so does their job. If you can claim that putting mentos in bottle of diet coke is a job.

Go America where these two degenerates can call this science...and only because they are wearing lab coats. Put me in a Karate Gui, I'll kick through a piece of regular paper (maybe news paper) and I could call myself a Karate Master/Sensei

Play Off Beardo

In today's installment of Beardo, we will look into the Play Off beardo. You see this towards the end of any season. It derived from the Staley Cup Playoffs and has evolved into everyday life.

As you see, Baron Davis, grows an excellent playoff beard in crunch time. I wish someone on the Chargers would grow a regular season beard...GET SOME DAMN WINS?!?!

Other notable playoff beardos include Jake The Snake, these hockey and football guys, and Kimbo Beard.

This Kid Is Sick!

I'm sure you have all seen Cody! Had to throw him another shout out!

I wonder what highschool team he is playing for these days???

El Beardo

I will be starting a new segment for the blog. It will be known as El Beardo and will display Cool Facial hair. In our first installment you see El Beardo himself! This strapping lad displays the standard, yet elusive, full face beard!

Some of you may be saying, "so what a beard?" True...for real men like you and I, a beard is no big deal. The fact of the matter is not everyone has the god given talent to grow awesome facial hair!

Chris loves Mustard!

I saw Chris this weekend and octoberfest and remembered this one time...

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

this should be fun for everyone! Nothing like a little slap to the face!

SLAP!

My First Post

Hello world...my blog is open for business come see it in all its greatness!

Here is Jake on gameday! Too bad the Chargers haven't been able to dominate yet this season.

GO BOLTS!